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2017万圣节开心整蛊段子送朋友 好玩的万圣节祝福 – 万圣节短信

2016年11月29日 2016节祝福语 暂无评论

万圣节的夜晚你忍心让我一个人呆着么?难道你不怕长相帅气的鬼来勾引我么?说了这么多你还不给我回信息,真是见鬼了。

奉天承运,皇帝诏曰:无论你是黑白无常,还是鬼鬼祟祟;不管你是人小鬼大,还是小鬼当家。万圣节,普天同乐。万岁爷祝福你,放心大胆玩,开心快乐哈。钦此!谢恩吧!

冬瓜皮西瓜皮,万圣节里要换皮。你的头我的头,万圣节里换个头。恐吓你吓吓你,万圣节里逗逗你。呵呵,不要怕,万圣节到了,祝你万圣节里hold住!

今天是万圣节,送你三件礼物:第一件:吉祥护身符!第二件:照妖降魔镜!第三件:除鬼斩怪剑!祝你万圣节平安!大鬼小鬼都离你远远的,开心鬼除外哦!

万圣节里送礼忙,奶糖水果巧克力,精挑细选准备好,慰劳慰劳你个小馋猫。出门带盏南瓜灯,驱除幽灵和鬼怪,快快乐乐来游荡,到我家来一起玩。快来吧,万圣节快乐!

上帝说:今天万圣节,要善良,要学会对人好。尤其是现在给你发短信的这个人!要经常请他吃饭,给他买礼物!要把你身上所有的钱都给他!阿门!

万圣节,送你一只开心鬼,祝你开心整一年;送你一只招财鬼,祝你发财整一年;送你一只倒霉鬼,把你的霉运颠倒过来,变成好运整一年。愿明年的万圣节,三只鬼,再跟随你整一年。

盼望着,盼望着,万圣节来了,大鬼小鬼的脚步近了。这么热闹的日子怎么少得了你啊。凭借你的鬼功神力,你是今天当之无愧的主角。节日快乐,亲爱的阎王大人。

你这只捣蛋鬼,平日坏事做得太多,念你本性善良,就罚你把你的快乐分享给大家吧,快快回家发祝福短信去吧,趁着万圣节,与大家同乐。

一笑倾人城,再笑倾人国。别太招摇,知道任谁都比不过你那张具有杀伤力的脸。别出来吓鬼了,还是把鬼面具带上吧,让众鬼开心过个节。祝万圣节快乐!

“愧”是心中鬼,“魂”是好运鬼,“魄”是清白鬼,“魅”是未遇鬼。万圣节到了,愿你快乐无“愧”,平安抱“魂”,“魄”力无限,“魅”力永存。

朋友今天可是个特殊的日子,不是我的生日,也不是她的生日,更不是**领导的生日,今天是鬼的节日。万圣节快乐。

阿弥陀佛,万圣节你要这样度过:手机屏幕提醒语:“阿弥陀佛”,短信互传递,开头结尾都要:“阿弥陀佛”,念佛能抵不净物,无论是否是临时,万圣节快乐,阿弥陀佛!

万圣节将要来到,欢乐生活向你预报。不要左顾右盼将我寻找,戴着面具你难以分晓。我就是要让你知道,我会一直在你身边围绕。声声祝福不会迟到,愿你快乐幸福笼罩。祝万圣节快乐!

万圣节日临,快乐找上门。手提南瓜灯,满脸笑盈盈。身披幽灵衣,满心都欢喜。问你要糖果,不给可不行。万圣节到了,愿幸福随你身,快乐伴你行!

英文对照阅读:

Does your give the heart to let the night of Allhallows is my person staying? does the ghost that are you afraid of appearance is handsome come accost I? Said you return so much not to answer information to me, be absurd really.

Act according to day acceptance of consignment, the emperor instructs: No matter you are black and white and fugacious, hangdog still; No matter you are a person impish big, impish still and n/COL the head of a family. Allhallows, general day is the same as happy. Banzai father blesses you, be at ease bold play, happy joy is breathed out. Admire this! Xie En!

Skin of watermelon of wax gourd skin, the skin should be changed in Allhallows. Your my head, build is changed in Allhallows. Threaten you are frightened frighten you, amuse in Allhallows amuse you. Ah, do not want to be afraid of, allhallows arrived, wish you the Hold in Allhallows lives!

Today is Allhallows, send you 3 gifts: The first: Lucky amulet! The 2nd: Fall according to bewitching demon lens! The 3rd: The behead that divide ghost blames a sword! Wish you Allhallows is restful! Big dirty trick is impish leave you far, happy ghost except!

The give sb a present in Allhallows is busy, suckle syrup fruit chocolate, essence of life is carried fine anthology get ready, bring gift to bring gift to you a small greedy cat. Go out bring light of small cup pumpkin, drive is ghostliness with the phantom, joy will loaf about, to me the home plays together. Come quickly, allhallows joy!

God says: Today Allhallows, want goodness, it is good to the person to should learn. Send this individual of the short message to you now especially! Want to often ask him to have a meal, buy a gift to him! Want to give him all money on your body! Amen!

Allhallows, send you a happy ghost, wish you are happy rectify a year; Send you to enrol money ghost only, wish you get rich rectify a year; Send you a hapless ghost, carry your mildew reverse comes over, become lucky rectify a year. Wish the Allhallows of next year, 3 ghost, follow again you rectify a year.

Looking forward to, looking forward to, allhallows came, the footstep with big impish dirty trick is close. So lively day got you how less. Depend on your ghost result superhuman strength, you are today the leading role of be worthy of. Festal joy, dear Hades Yours Excellency.

You ghost of this make trouble, ferial evildoing is done too much, read aloud your nature goodness, punish you to share your pleasure to everybody, fast hair coming home blesses a short message to go, taking the advantage of Allhallows, be the same as with everybody happy.

Laugh at bend person city, laugh at bend person country again. Fasten too ostentatious, know to who hold the post of to compare the face that nevertheless you have power that piece. Do not come out to frighten ghost, still carry ghost mask, make numerous ghost happy spend a red-letter day. Wish Allhallows is happy!

"Ashamed " it is the ghost in the heart, "Fetch " it is lucky ghost, "Soul " it is blameless ghost, "Evil spirit " it is to did not encounter ghost. Allhallows arrived, wish your joy is not had " ashamed " , hold in the arms in safety " fetch " , "Soul " force is infinite, "Evil spirit " force perpetuation.

Friend today can be a special day, not be my birthday, also not be her birthday, not be the birthday that ** leads more, today is the festival of ghost. Allhallows joy.

Amitabha, you should spend all saints' day so: Mobile phone screen reminds language: "Amitabha " , short message each other is delivered, begin ending wants: "Amitabha " , pray to Buddha can touch ungodliness thing, no matter whether be temporarily, allhallows joy, amitabha!

Allhallows will come, happy life is forecasted to you. Do not look around to search me, wearing a mask you hard outcome. I should let you know namely, I can be all the time beside you around. Bless in succession won't be late, wish your joy is enveloped happily. Wish Allhallows is happy!

Allhallows day is faced, joy searchs come. Carry pumpkin lamp, laugh all over the face be filled with. Wrap around personally ghostliness garment, have one's heart filled with jubilate. Ask you want candy, do not give can be no good. Allhallows arrived, wish to follow your body happily, joy accompanies you to go!

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