Say wife is black in the morning face, furiously to husband: "Your have to one evening 78, don't you know I do not like the light? Tonight you again such, sleep sofa goes! " husband subdues: "I as far as possible, took medicine today, should not again have loose bowels. Should not again have loose bowels..
The somebody on some campus forum asks " the school uses cockroach sweet destroy after cockroach, how does cockroach appear and disappear oftener, how to see previously. " some student follows post answer: "Didn't your family see you are not anxious? "Didn't your family see you are not anxious??
One day husband asks me: "If I died, how do you do? " I say: "Honey following boudoir has a meal shop continue hey. " next I ask him: "If I died, how do you do? " he says ferociously: "With you boudoir honey has a meal shop all sorts of hey. "With you boudoir honey has a meal shop all sorts of hey..
One foolish be short of drive to cry to the policeman to traffic hillock " do you see me there is a driver's license do I drive all the same you can me how? " the policeman looks to did not see him go deputy to drive right inside the person says: "If this SB can obtain a driver's license I abandoned your coach card "
This person university graduates, just bought a new car of fifty thousand and thirty to me into company boss, still arranged the driver with the best technology in the company to me. But I work everyday not happy, I attend a college 4 years is to come here to learn the forklift.
A millionaire the accused knew to get incurable disease to go time of half an year only, looked for a killer sadly, let kill him when him is the happiest. After a few days, millionaire is received by accident the announcement of examine, laughing happily, was killed by killer.
The zoo holds discussion, compere asks: "Whether is the cat met swarm? " eagle grabs answer: "Can! " compere: "Ask illustrate! " eagle is tearful say: "That year, I sleep ripe, the cat mounted a tree... there was owl later! The cat mounted a tree... there was owl later!!
Friend son's wife crouchs a toilet 20 minutes, we are waiting for her, I say how so slow, how to return a responsibility, the friend says: The meeting such as your. Next wireless road by implement closed, her daughter-in-law came out 2 minutes...
One day, male god sends me to come home, arrive when the doorway, he risked suddenly: I think you this after a while. I say: Be good! Then, I drag him, let him stand in me the place that a moment ago the station is in. Hey! His think of a way is really bizarre, station which are different?
3 Military Medical Universities that hear remains want to remove, somebody is glad: The 2nd Military Medical University, the third Military Medical University, the 4th Military Medical University, the first Military Medical University wait for you for ages! Oriental medical university, west medical university, northward medical university, southern medical university wait for you for ages!
Section of 20.16 million emperor is recommended look super- make joke
On the class one short the little sister brushs blackboard, I see her brush tall place below really laborious. I am on dais to say to her: "I will help you! " she feels embarrassed say: "Thank you. " then I hug her waist held her in the arms rise
Have a meal in a dining-room midday, the guest is complained to the boss have a child too noisy, affect repast environment. I feel to be very sorry at that time, hit the child. On the way home, I am thinking all the time: "The child of whose home is that after all? Hit satisfy a craving! Hit satisfy a craving!!
Woman of fierce fawn on went nunnery, became Wu Zetian immediately! . . . . Discriminate went nunnery, came out to become empress dowager! . . . . Yang Yu annulus went nunnery, face about becomes Yang Guifei! . . . . Whats did not say, you are cleared away rapidly clear away go nunnery, come back to point to adventitious who are you. . . . . . . . . . . . [Frighten] titter] [titter] [titter] 38 joy! [Tooth of give a talking-to]
One mayor drinks much fault coming home to enter piggery, lie beside the sow to say: Wife: Pour a cup of water to me, sow hum one hum, mayor says, do not fall, scatter what charming. Conveniently feels say: Buy fur clothing, double still platoon is buckled.
Teacher: "Ask everybody to imagine, if you are in a world that has dinosaur, and one is preparing to want to eat you, how should you do? " Xiaoming: "This returns not simple! Stop an imagination to go immediately. " teacher: "You go out! "You go out!!