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10.31万圣节之夜祝福微信 好玩有趣的万圣节恶搞短信 – 万圣节短信

2016年11月13日 2016节祝福语 暂无评论

叮铃叮铃手机叫,低头一看吓一跳,今晚小鬼来报道,备好糖果别尖叫,小心大鬼也来闹,多多益善不嫌少,保你万圣乐淘淘。

万圣节快到了,送你个开心鬼,愿你开心每一天;送你个富贵鬼,愿你富贵每一天;送你个幸福鬼,愿你幸福每一天;送你个万能鬼,愿你事事顺心。

穿上黑斗篷,额头画闪电,手执黑魔杖,跨骑木扫帚。你兴致昂扬大喊哈利驾到,一人却说万圣角色真稀奇,竟然有人扮清洁工!你千万别沮丧,清洁工有何不好,烦恼忧愁一扫而光!祝你万圣节快乐!

有句话憋了很久,可是总不知如何开口,这句话只在某天有效,这天还拥有恐怖味道!可现在实在没办法了,注意了,你听好了:西方鬼节,万圣节快乐!

西方的节日可真多,牛鬼蛇神舞群魔,中国人学得挺快,装狼扮羊闹笑场,生活本是万圣节,喜怒哀乐样样全。祝各位万圣节心情好!

嗜酒如命是酒鬼,老是盯着异性是色鬼,夜里行动的是死鬼,出来吓人的是小鬼,向你这样经验丰富的是老鬼。祝万圣节快乐!

今天万圣节聚会,你绝对是明星。为啥?他们不都说你:黑得没人样了、吃得没人样了、越长越没人样了。你不像鬼谁还像!祝万圣节快乐。

每次走夜路你总叫我胆小鬼,每次出去逛街你总叫我小气鬼,每次我生气你都变身开心鬼。万圣节来了,我要拉上各种鬼,吓吓你这个讨厌鬼!

小时候你早早戴上了眼睛,有个外号叫四眼鬼。长大了你不时囊中羞涩,常常调侃自己叫穷鬼。万圣节到了,把眼镜摘掉,把钱包丢开,让它们统统见鬼去吧。祝万圣节快乐。

万圣节到啦!祝你身材如魔鬼般迷人;生活如魔法般精彩;本领如魔头般厉害;事业如魔王般成功;财运如魔星般高照。万圣节快乐!

万圣节,点亮我们的南瓜灯,手拿我们的南瓜饼,啃着我们的南瓜派,吃着炉子上的烤南瓜,照亮万圣夜的夜空,看满天的星星闪亮,照耀着你的善良,万圣节快乐!

悄悄点亮南瓜灯,忧愁烦恼无影踪;偷偷撒下一把糖,甜美铺满人生路;默默带上鬼面具,挫折困苦鬼来挡;万圣节到了,愿你好运相伴,快乐无数。

万圣节吓人快乐!各位已经准备好要投入到吓人第一线的朋友们准备了,我们要以饱满的热情来投入到吓人的伟大事业中,要记住,你不是一个人!

戴面具,真有趣,尽情来玩鬼把戏,吓跑烦恼和失意;南瓜灯,点一盏,快乐道路照得远,好运抢着来相伴;万圣节,有鬼怪,不用躲开看明白,开心鬼要把你赖!

你吧,老婆喊你死鬼,长辈叫你小鬼,朋友唤你酒鬼,美女称你色鬼,你就是一个名副其实的开心鬼,万圣节到了,扮演你的各种鬼角色,收获各种幸福,快乐吧!

英文对照阅读:

Bite the bell bites bell mobile phone cries, lower his head to look frighten jump, impish tonight will report, have good candy fastens a shriek, caution big dirty trick also is troubled by, the more the better to be not disrelished little, protect Le Tao of your 10 thousand emperor to clean out.

Allhallows was gotten on for, send you a happy ghost, wish you are happy each days; Send you a ghost of riches and honour, wish your riches and honour each days; Send you a happy ghost, wish you are happy each days; Send you an all-purpose ghost, wish your at every turn is satisfactory.

Put on black cape, forehead draws lightning, hand hold black magic wand, bestride wood broom. Your interest is high-spirited call Halley to be driven greatly, one person says part of 10 thousand emperor is really curious however, actually somebody plays the part of cleaner! You must not distress, cleaner has why bad, trouble depressed clear off! Wish you Allhallows is happy!

Have a word hold back very long, but always do not know how to start to talk, this word is in only one of these day effective, this day still has horrible taste! Can do not have method really now, noticed, you had listened: Western spirit division, allhallows joy!

Western festival but really much, dance of god of bovine ghost snake group demon, the Chinese learns quite quickly, outfit wolf plays the part of a sheep to be troubled by laugh, the life is Allhallows originally, feeling every kind is full. Wish everybody Allhallows humor is good!

Wine of be addicted to is like a life is drunkard, often staring at the opposite sex is goat, what act in night is devil, come out fearsome is impish, to you so seasoned is old ghost. Wish Allhallows is happy!

Allhallows meets today, you are star absolutely. For what? They do not say you: Black got nobody kind, eat got nobody kind, longer jump over nobody appearance. Who still resembles your unlike ghost! Wish Allhallows is happy.

Take nocturnal route every time you always call me craven, go out to shop every time you always call me persnickety ghost, every time I am angry you change the body is happy ghost. Allhallows came, I should play all sorts of dirty trick, frighten frighten you this skunk!

In one's childhood you wore an eye early, a monicker makes spirit 4 times. Was brought up you often impoverished, often speak oneself make poor spirit. Allhallows arrived, glasses pick off, leave off purse, let them completely absurd goes. Wish Allhallows is happy.

Allhallows arrives! Wish you the figure is attractive like the devil; The life is wonderful like blackart; Competence is fierce like demon head; If the career succeeds like Prince of the Devils; Money carry is like the Gao Zhao like demon star. Allhallows joy!

Allhallows, illume our pumpkin lamp, the hand takes our pumpkin cake, gnawing our pumpkin clique, eating the baking pumpkin on furnace, enlighten the night sky of night of 10 thousand emperor, see the tiny spot that be all over the sky ablaze, beamed your goodness, allhallows joy!

Illume stealthily pumpkin lamp, depressed trouble does not have hide or hair; Scatter a candy secretly, bespread life journey sweetly; Carry ghost mask silently, setback pinch ghost will block; Allhallows arrived, wish you are lucky photograph companion, happy countless.

Allhallows is fearsome and happy! Everybody had prepared the friends that should throw fearsome front line to prepare, we should be thrown in fearsome great cause with full enthusiasm, want to remember, you are not a person!

Mask, really interesting, will play dirty trick to the top of one's bent, frighten run trouble and frustrated; Pumpkin lamp, nod, happy road is illuminated far, lucky grabbing will be accompanied; Allhallows, there is sth fishy is strange, need not sheer look clear, happy ghost should bilk you!

You, wife calls your devil, elder calls you impish, the friend calls out your drunkard, the belle calls you goat, you are the happy ghost of a be worthy of the name, allhallows arrived, act all sorts of your ghost parts, harvest all sorts of happiness, happy!

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