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2016万圣节来啦 祝福语准备好砸向死鬼们 – 万圣节短信

2016年11月13日 2016节祝福语 暂无评论

今夜将打破四项吉尼斯世界纪录:一是骷髅重新站立,二是僵尸打破沉默,三是吸血蝙蝠饱得吐血,四是吓人的鬼故事把鬼吓死。死鬼,万圣节快乐!

一盏南瓜灯,把快乐照遍;一顶南瓜帽,把幸运笼罩;一双南瓜靴,把坎坷踩烂;一辆南瓜车,驶向幸福明天。万圣节,愿你快乐开怀!

今天是万圣节,一年中最“闹鬼”的这天夜里,各种妖魔鬼怪纷纷出动了,你要小心啊!因为你是,呵呵,不要我说啦,自己明白的!万圣节快乐小鬼!

你想我吗?我想你了。那我今天晚上过来看你,请你穿好红色毛衣,红色高跟鞋等我。我会在12点准时来看你的,亲爱的。祝万圣节快乐!

一个小鬼三只眼,明天你就是大款;两个小鬼六只眼,祝你开心每一天;三个小鬼九只眼,万圣节就在今晚。祝你万圣节快乐。

手提南瓜灯,照亮快乐,头戴南瓜帽,温暖幸福,脚踩南瓜靴,走向如意,乘坐南瓜车,载满开心,万圣节,愿你欢乐开怀,幸福无限!

万圣节到了:我祝你生意一本万利,爱情万紫千红,做事万无一失,前途万里鹏程,智慧万人难抵,最后祝你万圣节万事亨通!

万圣节,我的短信经过卫星,向财神要了玉如意,于是穷鬼找不到你了。向太上老君要仙丹,于是疾病找不到你了,最后闪过买烤地瓜的老太太,来到你手机里啦。

万圣节,鬼怪到,开心快乐不可少;南瓜灯,手儿挑,严冬过的红似火;祭亡魂,驱恶鬼,盼望明年好年头;逗逗你,吓吓你,祝福好运不离你;愿你万圣节过的愉快。

有钱没钱,有爱就好,有情没情,懂情就好,有心没心,可靠就好,有梦没梦,向上就好,男人需要的是依靠,珍贵的是可靠,需要的是逗他一笑,男性健康日,给男士一点开心。

上联:青面獠牙面目狰狞,面面相赫,下联:欢声笑语诡异嚎叫,异语同声,横批:同乐万圣节。祝各位开心鬼吃好喝好玩好!

万圣节的夜晚,女人狂欢请男士陪护,碰见色鬼有用;男人狂欢请准备好护身符和小袋血浆,碰见吸血鬼有用;遇见其它类型的鬼,请他们吃糖果即可解决。祝你万圣节遇鬼快乐。

特别提示:万圣节的夜晚,本公司特推出,我比鬼还快乐有奖竞猜活动,认为自己快乐的同志可以编写短信:万圣节快乐,发送给好友。

今天是万圣节,你要不要请我吃饭啊?我好饿啊,都变成饿鬼了,如果你不答应的话,小心我半夜来找你哦,怕不怕呢?怕的话就马上打电话给我请我大吃一顿吧!

和风吹,小鸟叫,彩色灯笼在闪耀;扮小丑,疯狂跳,万圣节里好热闹;巫女装,南瓜帽,誓把周围搞乱套!万圣节就要来到,愿你开怀放声笑!

英文对照阅读:

Will break record of world of 4 auspicious Nisi tonight: It is the skeleton stands afresh, 2 it is corpse is broken silent, 3 it is vampire bat full haematemesis, 4 it is fearsome ghost story frightens ghost dead. Devil, allhallows joy!

Lamp of a pumpkin, take pleasure; Cap of a pumpkin, lucky envelop; Boots of a pair of pumpkin, step on twist sodden; Car of a pumpkin, sail Xiang Xingfu tomorrow. Allhallows, wish your joy to one's heart's content!

Today is Allhallows, in a year most " be haunted " in this day of night, all sorts of demons and ghosts dispatched in succession, you want caution! Because you are, ah, do not want me to say, oneself are clear! Allhallows joy is impish!

Do you think me? I think you. Then I come over to see you tonight, ask you to wear very gules sweater, gules high-heeled shoes I. I can be in punctual at 12 o'clock will see you, dear. Wish Allhallows is happy!

One impish 3 eyes, you will be big money tomorrow; Two impish 6 eyes, wish you are happy each days; 3 impish 9 eyes, allhallows is in tonight. Wish you Allhallows is happy.

Carry pumpkin lamp, enlighten happy, the head wears pumpkin hat, warmth is happy, the foot steps on pumpkin boots, trend flexibly, take pumpkin car, carry full happy, allhallows, wish your joy to one's heart's content, happy and infinite!

Allhallows arrived: I wish your business a small investment brings a ten thousand-fold profit, love a variety of colour, work no risk at all, future 10 thousand lis of roc Cheng, 10 thousand people support wisdom hard, wish your Allhallows everything goes well finally!

Allhallows, my short message passes a satellite, wanted jade to mammon flexibly, then poor ghost cannot find you. To too on old gentleman wants elixir of life, then the disease cannot find you, final thrill through buys the old lady of the pachyrhizus that bake, come in your mobile phone.

Allhallows, the phantom arrives, happy joy cannot little; Pumpkin lamp, hand carry, what severe winter passes is aflame with colour; Hold a memorial ceremony for dies fetch, drive cacodaemon, look forward to next year good long time; Funny amuse you, frighten frighten you, the blessing is lucky do not leave you; Wish what your Allhallows passes is happy.

Money does not have money, it is good to have love, affection does not have affection, it is good to know feeling, do not have a heart purposely, reliable good, the dream does not have a dream, up good, what the man needs is support, precious is reliable, of need is to amuse him to laugh, male health day, give a man happy.

The first line of a couplet on a scroll: Green-faced and long-toothed-terrifying in appearance is sinister in appearance, conspicuous of area area posture, the second line of a couplet: Joyous sound laughs language is weird wail cries, different language is the same as sound, a horizontal scroll bearing an inscription:

The night of Allhallows, the woman is orgiastic ask a man to accompany protect, meet unexpectedly goat is useful; The man is orgiastic prepare amulet and pouch plasma please, meet unexpectedly bloodsucker is useful; Encounter the ghost of other type, ask them to eat candy to be able to be solved. Wish you Allhallows encounters ghost joy.

Special clew: The night of Allhallows, our company are rolled out especially, I return activity of happy guess having reward than ghost, the comrade that thinks oneself are happy can write a short message: Allhallows joy, send a good friend.

Today is Allhallows, should you ask me to have a meal? I am very hungry, become ghoul, if the word of your disapprobation, careful I look for you in the middle of the night, be afraid of be afraid of? I am phoned to ask my engorge immediately if be afraid of!

Zephyr is blown, birdie cries, chromatic lantern is flaring; Play the part of clown, jump wildly, in Allhallows very lively; Psychic outfit, pumpkin cap, oath all round do turn things upside down! Allhallows is about to come, wish your to one's heart's content puts acoustical laugh!

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