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圣诞节搞笑求婚段子2016推荐 圣诞节恶搞征婚广告 – 圣诞节短信

2016年11月13日 2016节祝福语 暂无评论

征婚:孤单的我热切寻找独居且原版的雌性动物,我的身价是内蒙草原一处,偶尔有窥视地盘者,我都能坚定独自搞定,近期突然天气反常,思想长毛,迫切需要你的关怀。来自狼王加内特。

天空是蓝的,海水是咸的,街上的情侣是让人眼馋的。人是平常的,心是善良的,没对象的生活是遭人嫌的。今日征婚:哪个女子是好心肠的,心甘情愿做哥新娘的。

本人男,有伺机,有别墅,有保姆,英俊潇洒,征婚要求:凡年满18周岁到22周岁怀揣梦想,不甘寂寞,志向远大,渴望幸福未婚少女均可参加,不限名额,前十名均享受优厚待遇,凡看短信者都可参加。

本站拥有美女帅男资源上万,每年撮合鸳鸯无限,如今建立网上人头站,各个美女帅哥挨个看,只要你能提出要求,不怕目标难找,天上空哥空姐,水中人鱼海妖,各色人员均有,只等你来寻求。

少男28,样貌较好,性格温顺,无坏嗜好,大专毕业,工作可靠,薪酬2000,可解温饱,家有住房,有亲依靠。寻一伴侣,告别干靠,模样可看,性格要好,工作要有,关键勤劳,若有心意,公园一聊。

不吃肉只吃素,不坐车爱走路,不花哨爱朴素,不爱玩好看书,工作能干,消费低廉,能赚好攒,最不爱钱,喜欢交给我托管。得一妻此般,人生快乐无遗憾哈。

温柔善良,慷慨大方,出得了厅堂,入得了厨房,又孝顺,处没有人民币简直就是完美无缺的圣人。想有一个家已经很多年,有意愿的人可以收留。

有房有车难,大家都平凡,虽然工作没有,钱不够糊口,常露宿街头,爱好打网游,但性格够温柔,爱人总不够,见女孩就上,从不无故放手,和我好吧,咱一定天长地久。

本人王本山,今年二十三,已到发情期,欲把恋来谈。工作在酒店,每天当领班,工资二千五,模样较一般,住房有一套,不用愁借钱,想寻一美女,终身来做伴。

征婚通知:不爱化妆,省下化妆钱,不爱诳街,省下购物钱,不爱吃零食,剩下小吃钱,不爱坐车,省下买车钱,另外,平时爱攒钱的那种,最好了。

姓名:缺心眼,性别:男,年龄:去年十八,职业:京城饭店总经理的保安,年收入:负几万(老是被罚款),梦想的目标:有房有车有钱,最好是女性。

本人拥有倾国倾城之貌,闭月羞花之容,沉鱼落雁之态,欲寻风流倜傥,英俊潇洒,薄学多识,玉树临风,幽默风趣之有为青年喜结良缘,非诚勿扰。

自从遇到你,我如痴如醉,自从见到你,我朝思梦想,自从想起你,我如坐针毡,自从征婚后,我翘首以待。亲爱的,有缘每天下午六点痴心庙门口见,非诚勿扰。

小女子正值妙龄,小脸蛋长得水灵,小身材玉立婷婷,小声音响如叮铃,小小年纪已动芳心,小小人儿萌萌花情,征婚要求:小伙子模样像明星,小身板均匀还有型,征婚语:小情侣牵手花厅,小夫妻结发远行。

征婚启示:本人帅的掉渣,武大郎的身高,南非人的肤色,蒜头一样的鼻子,正宗猪妖子脸,身价财产万贯,全一些瓶瓶罐罐,职业:收酒瓶子和费罐。

英文对照阅读:

Ask for marriage: I alone am searched eagerly reside alone and the female animal of original, my social status is inside unconscious prairie is in, the person that have peek territory under one's control now and then, I can sturdy do alone calm, the near future is abrupt weather is abnormal, the thought grows hair, urgent need your consideration. Come from wolf king Jianeite.

The sky is blue, seawater is salty, the sweethearts on the street is be envious letting a person. The person is common, the heart is kind-hearted, the life that does not have an object is disrelished by the person. Ask for now marriage: Which woman is good-hearted, be most willing to becomes elder brother bride.

Oneself male, have wait for one's chance, have villa, have baby-sitter, brilliant and cheesy, impose marriage requirement: Every year full 18 one full year of life put a dream to bosom of 22 one full year of life, unwilling and doleful, ambition is ambitious, hope happy and maiden girl all can attend, do not be restricted quota of people, before 10 all enjoy favorable treatment, the person that every reads a short message can attend.

This station has a beauty on handsome male resource 10 thousand, match an affectionate couple every year infinite, build the poll on the net to stand nowadays, each belle handsome young men look in turn, want you to be able to raise a requirement only, do not be afraid that the tee searchs hard, empty elder sister of ethereal empty brother, bewitching of sea of water go-between fish, personnel of of all kinds all has, wait for you to seek only.

Little male 28, appearance appearance is better, disposition is docile, without bad hobby, three-year institution of higher learning graduates, the job is reliable, firewood proposes a toast 2000, can solve dress warmly and ear one's fill, the home has housing, have close support. Find one partner, leave dry lean, about can look, disposition is close friends, the job wants to have, crucial and laborious, if have intention, the park chats.

Do not eat the meat abstain from eating meal, do not take a car to love to walk, not flowery love is simple, do not love to play good-looking book, the job is able, spending is low, can earn good save money, love fund least of all, like to give I am mandatory. one wife this kind, life joy is breathed out without the regret.

Tenderness is kind-hearted, fervent and easy, went out hall hall, entered kitchen, filial, place doing not have a RMB is apple-pie sage simply. Want to have a home already a lot of years, the person that wishs of purpose is OK take sb in.

It is difficult to have the room has a car, everybody is ordinary, although work, money papers a mouth not quite, often show old street, the hobby hits a net to swim, but disposition is quite tender, sweetheart always insufficient, see the girl goes up, never without reason lets go, as good as me, we am certain everlasting.

Him Wang Benshan, this year 23, already arrived rut, desire love will talk. The job is in hotel, become everyday foreman, salary 2005, about is more general, housing has, need not anxious lends money, want to search one belle, lifelong come keep sb company.

Ask for marriage announcement: Do not love to make up, money makes up below the province, do not love Kuang market, the province leaves shopping money, do not love snack, leave fastfood money, do not love to take a car, the province leaves the money that buy a car, additional, love assemble fund at ordinary times the sort of, best.

Full name: Lack heart, sexual distinction: Male, the age: Last year 18, profession: The security personnel of capital restaurant general manager, year income: Negative tens of thousands of (often be fined) , dreamy target: The room has a car to have money, had better be a female.

Oneself have extremely beautiful appearance, shut the look that lunar be ashamed spends, heavy fish falls the condition of wild goose, be about to search tasteful Ti Tang, brilliant and cheesy, bao Xueduo is known, jade tree faces wind, humorous and humor promising youth is fond of knot happy match, blame sincere not faze.

Since encounter you, if I am crazy be like drunk, since see you, I think toward Sai Meng, since remember you, my feel as if sitting on a bed with needles, since ask for marriage hind, my be on the tiptoe of expectation. Dear, have a reason saw at the door infatuation temple at 6 o'clock afternoon everyday, blame sincere not faze.

Young woman is worth marriageable, small cheek grows fresh and juicy, small figure jade establishs graceful, if small voice noise bites bell, discipline of small off year already ate fragrant heart, young a mean person bud bud spends affection, impose marriage requirement: Boy about resembles star, small body is returned equably handsome, sign marriage language: Young lovers pulls a hand to spend hall, hair of tie of young husband and wife goes on a long journey.

Ask for marriage enlightenment: Oneself drop broken bits handsomely, wu Dalang's height, the color of skin of south Africa person, the nose like the head of garlic, authentic pig bewitching child face, social status belongings 10 thousand be linked together, a few more complete bottle container canister, profession: Receive liquor bottle and cost canister.

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