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11.11给单身贵族的光棍节祝福 祝朋友光棍节快乐潇洒 – 光棍节短信

2016年11月13日 2016节祝福语 暂无评论

光棍单身是贵族,工作积极胸戴花。单位先进数第一,领导年年把他跨。经济条件有些差,筹集资金脱光花。有缘千里来相会,要娶天下美丽花。光棍节喜乐!

光棍节明明是给MM们一次好的选婿机会嘛!想想,优秀男人平时都忙着工作,直到光棍节这天才感到郁闷,跑出来坐坐。这对MM们来说是个好机会啊!一年只有一次啊!走过路过不能错过啊!光棍节快乐!

光棍节创意过法:早点只吃一根油条,用餐只使一根筷子,公交只坐1路,麻将只胡一条,K歌只点《一辈子的孤单》,短信只发一条。光棍节快乐哦!

光棍优势:节约资源,节约唾沫,节约被套,节约礼单。节约是美德,单身是贵族。光棍节,提前祝你:形单,心情不孤单;影单,事业不简单!节日快乐!

昨日复昨日,昨日何其多,短信关怀来联系;鱼儿在冒泡,鸟儿在乱叫,你在恋爱中,恩爱更甚前;今天光棍节,无聊寂寞陪,问候来传递,联系莫忘记!

光棍并不可怕,就怕自己害怕。所谓英雄不问出路,光棍不看岁数。好好打光棍,单身不会久了,成双还会远吗?祝光棍节快乐,早日比翼双飞!

最近,令月老头疼的是地球上光棍太多了,据他老人家自己透露,他将抽空尽快拉红绳解决这个问题,所以请各位光棍耐心等待,在此之前还请过好快乐光棍节

光棍节到传祝福,朋友请你要记住。一定要吃得喷香,一定要喝得过瘾,一定要睡得甜美,一定要笑得开心,一定要活得潇洒,一定要过得平安。节日愉快!

藕是有节的,出淤泥而不染;竹是有节的,任尔东南西北风;松是有节的,霜雪压不垮;你也是有“节”的:光棍节快到了,可千万不要忘了过得快乐些。

光棍不觉晓,天天被骚扰。夜来相亲声,脱“光”知多少。莫烦恼,别吵吵,只要功夫深,脱“光”终成真。超级光棍节,愿你遭遇桃花劫,喜连同心结。

没人放鞭炮,没人穿新装,孤独的一双眼,何时才把手牵。这样的日子前,我也只还有你,一个同病相连,光棍同胞们,祝咱们小光棍节快乐!

单身光棍不好当,纷纷舆论闲话谈。又道身体有毛病,个人生活不检点。众云说你教书匠,两袖空空无财产。父母高龄是累赘,谁家姑娘能看上。今日光棍节来到,愿你奋起直追早脱光!

光棍累,孤单寂寞没人爱;光棍难,饥寒冷暖无人问;光棍苦,做梦都想要幸福。中光棍节到,请你帮忙介绍个对象,早日完成脱单的梦想。祝中光棍节快乐!

光棍佳节不收礼,收礼只收女朋友;十个八个不嫌多,留在身边常常有;一个两个我也收,女友在精不在多.呵呵,光棍节快乐,女人以后再补上啊!

英文对照阅读:

Ruffian is lone it is a noble, the job is active the bosom wears a flower. The unit is advanced several the first, the leader crosses him year after year. Economic condition is a little poor, prepare market fund to strip off a flower. A thousand li having a reason will encounter, want to marry the world beauty to spend. Ruffian section happy event is happy!

Ruffian section is to give MM obviously people choose husband opportunity well! Want, fine man at ordinary times busy job, till ruffian section this talent feels depressed, run to sit. This pair of MM people for be a the main chance! A year once ah! Had walked along a road to cannot be missed too! Ruffian section is happy!

Ruffian section originality passes a law: Breakfast eats a deep-fried twisted dough sticks only, have dinner makes only a chopstick, public transportation take 1 only, mahjong is only introduced from the northern and western nationalities or from abroad, k song is nodded only " all one's life alone " , the short message sends only. Ruffian section is happy!

Ruffian advantage: Resource conservation, managing saliva, managing bedding bag, managing list of present. Managing it is goodness, lone it is a noble. Ruffian section, wish you ahead of schedule: Form sheet, the mood is not alone; Shadow sheet, career not simple! Festal joy!

Yesterday answer yesterday, how is much yesterday, short message consideration will contact; Fish be in effervescent, bird cries in chaos, you are in love, conjugal love more very before; Today ruffian section, dull loneliness is accompanied, the greeting will deliver, connection not forgets!

Ruffian is not terrible, be afraid that oneself fear. Alleged hero pays no attention to an outlet, ruffian does not see age. Hit ruffian well, lone won't long, geminate still is the meeting far? Wish ruffian the section is happy, fly wing to wing at an early date!

Recently, making those who headache the month is old is earthly glazing rod too much, according to him him a respectful form of address for an old person discloses, he will manage to find time pull red rope to solve this problem as soon as possible, ask each ruffian patience to await so, still had asked red-letter day of very happy ruffian before this

Ruffian section arrives pass a blessing, the friend asks you to want to remember. Must eat delicious, must drink satisfy a craving, must sleep sweetly, must laugh happily, must live chicly, must pass in safety. The festival is happy!

Lotus root is geniculate, piece silty and do not catch; Bamboo is geniculate, hold the post of wind of Er southeast northwest; The pine is geniculate, frost snow is pressed do not break down; You also are to have " section " : Ruffian section was gotten on for, but must not forget enjoy oneself some.

Ruffian does not become aware dawn, be annoyed every day. Evening will date sound, take off " smooth " how much to know. Not trouble, fasten make a row, as long as time is difficult, take off " smooth " come true eventually. Super ruffian section, wish you encounter peach blossom robs, be fond of along with heart to written guarantee.

Nobody puts firecracker, nobody wears new clothes, a pair of alone eyes, when to just pull the hand. Before such day, I still also have you only, one is linked together with disease, ruffian brethrens, wish us young ruffian section is happy!

Lone ruffian is bad to become, in succession public opinion claver talks. Again the body is amiss, individual life is profligate. Numerous cloud says your teach artisan, two sleeve sky does not have belongings for nothing. Parental advanced age is burdensome, whose home girl can settle on. Ruffian part comes now, wish you try best to catch up early be in the nude!

Ruffian is tired, alone and doleful nobody loves; Ruffian is difficult, be hungry chill warms nobody ask; Ruffian is bitter, daydream want happiness. Ruffian section arrives in, ask you to help introduce a boy or girl friend, fulfil odd earnest wish at an early date. Section of the ruffian in wishing is happy!

Ruffian festival does not accept a gift, receive a ceremony to receive a girlfriend only; 10 8 are not disrelished much, stay beside to often have; Two I also close, cummer is absent in essence of life much. Ah, ruffian section is happy, fill again after the woman go up!

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