A-A+

2016双十一广告宣传语幽默的 快乐光棍节海报广告语大 – 光棍节短信

2016年11月13日 2016节祝福语 暂无评论

周围女人不少,全是大姑大嫂;偶尔有个例外,也被别人拐跑;身边光棍太多,整天饿得直吵;本想安慰几句,不知说何是好!含泪说一声:祝光棍节快乐!

光棍节,集体过,共同节日同快乐;你开心,我快乐,单身生活自由多;忘丈夫,忘家庭,摇身一变自由身;冲重围,出围城,重见天日获新生。

树上鸟儿在乱叫,池中鱼儿在乱跳,花儿也越来越俏,路上行人都在笑。终于惊觉到,原来光棍节快要到,祝福差点漏掉,幸好现在送出还能赶个早。提前祝你光棍节快乐,愿你早日找到你心中的另一半。

各位光棍们:11.11的日子,是一个快乐的日子,是一个单身光棍的快乐日子!各位光棍们:11.11的竹筷!要要要要“竹筷嘞”的男男女女光棍光棍节快乐!

做个光棍寂寞疲惫,一日三餐时间不对,下班回家没有约会,独自寂寞让人崩溃,青春年华别太狼狈,放下不快开个派对,光棍要会自我陶醉。光棍节快乐!

11月11日光棍节,迅速脱单法。晚间11点11分11秒,在据家11公里处,脚下垫上11块砖,对着天空大喊11声,我要“脱光”,即刻见效!

走在人群里,你形单影只;出入影剧院,你孤身一人;拚搏事业中,你单枪匹马。11月11日,光棍节到了,祝愿你早日“脱光”,不再孤单!

在光棍节到来之际,我想对光棍的同志们说,脱光尚未成功,光棍仍需努力;已经脱光的同志们,你们要善于经营,把脱光进行到底。最后祝大家光棍节快乐。

光棍节祝福可短暂了:手指一按一发,一个节日过去了,吼~手指一按不发,一年就都过去了,吼~所以我赶紧在这祝福你:光棍节快乐!反正也不差钱,吼。

光棍节款爷征婚:咱貌赛潘安,身高一米八九;博士文化,城市户口;房子五栋,存款六亿;做做生意,月入千万;闲来没事,发发短信,光棍节来把你逗!

我收到可靠消息:国家为庆祝光棍节,凡是像你这样的大帅哥,光棍司令部会优先分配一个美女给你做女友,机不可失时不再来,要赶快哦!

其实单身无所谓,快乐生活最可贵。没有家庭的拖累,不会有人掉眼泪。爱情虽说会很美,但也会让人心碎。缘到自会有人陪,精彩生活有我随。中光棍节快乐。

萝卜青菜各有所爱,光棍生活有好有坏,不爱的赶快脱光去恋爱,胆大的冲入围城享受爱,爱的继续坚持也很可贵。预祝大家光棍节快乐!

短信传祝福,问候来相送,愿你早脱单,不再醉于酒;点点情谊浓,片片落叶黄,祝福传好友,脱单更长久。愿你发送好友11位,获得幸福更长久!

别人都在花前月下,唯我发呆遥望嫦娥;别人都在卿卿我我,唯我寂寞独唱情歌;别人都在倾诉衷肠,唯我无聊发着短信!光棍节,可别忘了我啊!

英文对照阅读:

All round the wife is not little, it is great aunt sister-in-law completely; Have an exception now and then, also be run by others abduct; Beside ruffian is too much, all the day hunger must make a noise continuously; This wanting that comfort a few, why is knowing to say good! Tearful say: Wish ruffian the section is happy!

Ruffian section, collective passes, collective festival is the same as joy; You are happy, I am happy, single life freedom is much; Forget the husband, forget a family, body of freedom of suddenly change one's identity; Develop tight encirclement, give encircle a city, see light again capture a new life.

The bird on the tree cries in chaos, chi Zhongyu in frisk, flower is sprucer and sprucer also, the pedestrian on the road is laughing. Eventually Jing becomes aware, original ruffian section is about, beatific within an inch of leaks, send now fortunately still can drive early. Wish you ruffian section is happy ahead of schedule, wish you find the other in part in your heart at an early date.

Each ruffian people: The day of 11.11, it is a happy life, it is the happy life of a lone ruffian! Each ruffian people: The bamboo chopsticks of 11.11! Should want to want " bamboo chopsticks " section of ruffian of ruffian of mem and women is happy!

Do a ruffian loneliness exhaustion, time of a day of 3 eat is wrong, next coming home that did not date, alone loneliness lets a person break down, green time is fastened too helter-skelter, put down discomfort to open a clique to be opposite, ruffian should be met narcissism. Ruffian section is happy!

On November 11 ruffian section, take off only way quickly. Evening 11:11 11 seconds, in according to the home 11 kilometers are in, on crural underlay 11 bricks, cry 11 times greatly to the sky, I want " be in the nude " , immediateness gets effective!

Go in the crowd, your solitary; Discrepancy cinema, you are alone; Go all out in work in the career, you are single-handed. On November 11, ruffian section arrived, wish you at an early date " be in the nude " , no longer alone!

When ruffian part comes, I think the comrades to ruffian say, be in the nude still abortive, ruffian still needs hard; The comrades that had been in the nude, you should be good at managing, be in the nude undertake after all. Wish everybody ruffian section is happy finally.

Ruffian section blesses but brief: Finger presses one hair, a festival went, ~ finger presses growl to be not sent, went one year, so I am in growl ~ rapidly this blesses you: Ruffian section is happy! Also do not need money anyway, growl.

Father of ruffian section section asks for marriage: Our appearance surpasses Pan An, height a meter 89; Doctoral culture, urban number of households and total population; House 5, deposit 600 million; Deal, the month enters ten million; Idle will do not have a thing, send hair short message, ruffian part will amuse you!

I receive reliable information: The country is congratulatory ruffian section, always resemble you such old handsome young man, ruffian headquarters is met a belle gives priority assignment you do cummer, come no longer when can't afford to lose the opportunity, want to hasten!

Actually lone be indifferent to, happy life is the most commendable. Without domestic be a burden on, won't somebody drops tear. Though love will be very beautiful, but also can make popular feeling broken. The predestined relationship arrives to be accompanied from meeting somebody, wonderful life has me to follow. In ruffian section is happy.

Turnip green vegetables loves somewhat each, ruffian life has had have bad, do not love be in the nude at once go love, audacious irruptive encircle a city enjoys love, love continuity holds to very commendable also. Congratulate beforehand everybody ruffian section is happy!

The short message passes a blessing, the greeting will send, wish you take off sheet early, no longer drunk at wine; every bits of bit friendly feelings is thick, every piece fallen leaves is yellow, the blessing passes a good friend, take off sheet longer. Wish you send 11 good friends, obtain happiness longer!

Others is in before the flowers and below the moon, only I am bemused goddess in the moon of look into the distance; Others is in Qing Qing I, only love song of my loneliness solo; Others is in pour out words from one's heart, only I am dull sending a short message! Ruffian section, can not forget me!

标签:

Copyright © E网新时代 保留所有权利.   Theme  Ality站点地图
查询次数: 15
粤ICP备14073293号-1

用户登录

分享到: