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11.11光棍节幽默广告宣传语大全 光棍节给客户宣传语 – 光棍节短信

2016年11月13日 2016节祝福语 暂无评论

光棍节到了,单身者感叹:惨,又一年的光棍节,我还是一个人;恋人们感叹:哈哈,终于不用一个人孤单寂寞的过光棍了;已婚者感叹:唉,疯狂的光棍聚会,已不再属于我了。

真的光棍,敢于直面娇艳的美女,敢于正视挑逗的目光,不在月光中恋爱,就在阳光下变态。小光棍节,要抓紧恋爱以防变态哦,早日加入快乐“脱光”族。

光棍节到心慌张,不觉年龄三十多。光棍生活已多年,父母亲人着了忙。约会也有很多场,有缘的人儿在何方?只愿今年缘分到,能够成婚配鸳鸯。愿你早日脱“光”!

如果单身是财富,为了您我愿彻底破产;如果孤独是中举,为了你我愿名落孙山;如果成双是监牢,为了你我愿牢底坐穿。光棍节,我愿为你“脱光”。

阳光灿烂你的脸,星光迷恋你的眼,月光照亮你的梦,珠光保护你平安,光棍节,祝福你容光焕发、光彩照人、佛光护体、前途光明!

今年光棍节,怎么过?—瞎过。今年光棍节,怎么混?—瞎混。今年光棍节,怎么扯?—瞎扯。今年光棍节,怎么看?—瞎看。今年光棍节,怎么掰?瞎掰。

一个人走路常意为坐11路车,送你1111,四条腿,两个人同行,光棍节快到了,快找一双腿出来陪陪,收到短信,不去努力,小心梦见四条腿怪物奔跑。

脱“光”三绝招:一嘴要甜,腿要勤,眼要明,心要诚;二舍不得金钱,套不住情感;三可爱、帅酷都会一点,平时玩点小浪漫。绝招相赠,祝小光棍节快乐!

春天也好,冬天也好,会关心自己就好;光棍节也好,七夕节也好,节日过的愉快就好;祝你玩的潇洒,祝你平安健康,祝你尽快寻到真爱!

温馨提醒:光棍节将至,你可以把烦恼丢光,把忧愁抛光,把失败扔光,把不快甩光,把无奈撒光,把寂寞驱光,把钞票花光,但千万别走光哦。光棍节快乐!

11.11光棍节祝你信心多一点,勇敢多一点,力量多一点,关怀多一点,温暖多一点,体谅多一点,幸福多一点,快乐多一点,人生多精彩!

我不想朝朝暮暮,也不会嫌贫爱富,只祈求有一归宿,把我的余生来度,这心愿还未发布,光棍节又来光顾,忙传递祝福无数,托各位帮忙指路。

婚姻不开窍,三十无人要,怨我生得笨,怪我无缘分,数次相亲去,至今仍光棍。企求亲朋做个媒,早日能够结了婚,结束光棍苦生涯,喜迎两人好乾坤。光棍节来到,祝愿光棍朋友们早日脱光。

给我一根油条,好吃;还要一根,不过瘾;再来一根,可是还想吃;最后来一根,这就对了,你瞧瞧,现在我就送你祝福了:光棍节快乐!

光棍不能光宅着,商城转转美女请你找着;光棍不能光看着,遇到缘分请你也追着;光棍不能光想着,相亲聚会请你也去着;光棍节到,短信请你不能光收着,回头请你也转着。光棍节快乐!

英文对照阅读:

Ruffian section arrived, lone person plaint: Miserable, ruffian section of another year, I still am a person; Lovers plaint: Ha, eventually need not a person is alone and doleful cross ruffian; Married person plaint: Alas, mad ruffian meets, already belonged to me no longer.

True ruffian, dare the belle with straight delicate and charming face, dare to face up to flirtation look, be absent the love in moon, abnormal below sunshine. Young ruffian section, should clutch love in case abnormal oh, add pleasure at an early date " be in the nude " a group of things with common features.

Ruffian section arrives the heart is flurried, do not become aware the age more than 30. Ruffian life is old already, parental person was worn busy. Appointment also has a lot of, the person that there is a reason in He Fang? Wish only lot arrives this year, can get married match an affectionate couple. Wish you are taken off at an early date " smooth " !

If lone it is fortune, for you I wish to go bankrupt thoroughly; If loneliness is medium,lift, wish for us fail in a competitive examination; If geminate it is jail, wish for us sit by the prison wear. Ruffian section, I wish to be you " be in the nude " .

Sunshine is bright your face, starlight is infatuated with your eye, moon enlightens your dream, bead light protects you restful, ruffian section, bless you radiant, glorious protects light of body, future according to light of person, Buddha!

This year ruffian section, how to pass? , pass foolishly. This year ruffian section, how to mix? , mix foolishly. This year ruffian section, how to pull? , gab. This year ruffian section, how to look? , look foolishly. This year ruffian section, how to break? Irresponsible.

A person walks constant meaning is take 11 cars, send you 1111, 4 legs, two people travel together, ruffian section was gotten on for, look for a pair of legs quickly to come out to accompany, get a short message, do not go hard, dream of 4 legs an eccentric person carefully to run.

Take off " smooth " 3 unique skill: One mouth wants sweet, the leg wants diligent, the eye wants bright, the heart wants sincere; 2 hate to part with money, do not cover affection; 3 lovely, handsome cruel are met a bit, play bit of little romance at ordinary times. Unique skill photograph gives, wish young ruffian the section is happy!

Spring it may not be a bad idea, winter it may not be a bad idea, meeting him care is good; Ruffian section it may not be a bad idea, it may not be a bad idea of section of the seventh evening of the seventh moon, what the festival passes is happy good; Wish you those who play is cheesy, wish you are restful and healthy, wish you find true love as soon as possible!

Warmth reminds: Ruffian part will come, you can lose trouble smooth, depressed polish, throw failure smooth, swing discomfort smooth, but Sa Guang, doleful drive light, money beautiful light, but must not expose his body. Ruffian section is happy!

11.11 ruffian section wishs you hope is bit more, many bits braver, power is bit more, consideration is bit more, warmth is bit more, make allowances for much dot, happiness is bit more, joy is bit more, life is much more wonderful!

I do not think days, also won't disrelish deficient love is rich, only invocatory have one a home to return to, come to my survive to spend, this wish has not been released, ruffian part comes again patronage, busy hand a blessing countless, hold everybody in the palm to help point to a road.

Marriage not have one's ideas straightened out, 30 nobody want, complain me to be born stupidly, blame me not to have lot, date several times, up to now still ruffian. Friend of seek a marriage alliance of look forward to becomes an intermediary, can marry at an early date, end ruffian suffers from career, happy event greet two people good heaven and earth. Ruffian part comes, wish ruffian friends are in the nude at an early date.

Give me a deep-fried twisted dough sticks, delicious; Even, nevertheless addiction; Come to again, but still want to eat; Come to finally, this was opposite, your look, I send you the blessing now: Ruffian section is happy!

Ruffian cannot be worn curtilage solely, the store turns the belle asks you to searching; Ruffian cannot be looked at solely, encounter lot to ask you to also be being chased after; Ruffian cannot think solely, date the party asks you to also going; Ruffian section arrives, the short message asks you to cannot close solely, ask you to also turning later. Ruffian section is happy!

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